Thinking Outside the Roll

There is toilet paper to be had in Brattleboro. Unfortunately, it’s the scratchy, one-ply, made-from-recycled corn husks wipe that you could read seven lines down an eyechart through. If you want the good stuff, the Charmin Snuggly, or the Cottonelle with CBD oil that plays New Age music, it’ll cost you a kidney. Or you can improvise…

A little creative thinking is all it takes to weather the toilet paper crisis.